WORDS!     CONFUSION OR  FUN – Dr Dawn Gould

Words seldom have only one very definite meaning.  This may, of course, not only apply to the English language. On occasion if one is not paying close attention to a question, confusion or maybe even a small dose of merriment, may result.

Consider two very simple words   ROSE   and   HIPS. Imagine a buyer in a plant nursery asking for “a very fine rose” and is led to a display of a variety of rose plants.  What the person actually wanted was a perforated nozzle to fit on a watering can or a hosepipe. Specifically one with perforations that did not gush water over a small and delicate plant but rather flowed gently over it.

HIPS ?   Oh that’s easy, we all know this meaning – a part of the human body that occasionally definitely needs thoughts of slimming.  But listen in to a gardening conversation and hips have a quite different meaning.  HIPS are the fruit of roses!